Danger - A Safe Bahamian Novel - Day 21
(4:02 pm Wednesday Nov 21, 2007)
*** A Lonely Room
Well Fearless Reader, I am starting my writing day totally pooped out. My eyes are weary and hurting. How shall I pull this off today. I must be sounding very much like a broken record at this point.
(6:19 pm Wednesday Nov 21, 2007)
I have got to find some motivation and some inspiration. What ever happens tonight Fearless Reader I am going to try and write semi steadily and reasonable quickly. Even if I have to write mostly nonsense. I will have to take the fix it on rewrite attitude. My need for sleep must take precedence over the need for anything approaching quality.
(6:31 pm Wednesday Nov 21, 2007)
Yeah right, big words from a man prone to interruptions and bouts of procrastination. And I just got wind of another.
(6:40 pm Wednesday Nov 21, 2007)
OK, so that is out of the way. Now let's see what we can do shall we.
*** The Water Near Mores Island, Abaco
Well, Rising Tide didn't actually explode like it might have in a movie explosion, but there was an explosion on board and she did go down, and quickly. They watched it from afar. It looked like the crew managed to get the tenders launched and get away safely. But the wind had started kicking up and although they came for a brief look, but could not find them in the churned up sea and had to leave as conditions looked to be getting worse.
(6:55 pm Wednesday Nov 21, 2007)
*** A Decaying Orbit Around Mars
A slightly green postage stamp on a luscious pink envelope are laughing together and having a good time. Some how they had ended up in this general vicinity and had been on their way to the lovely looking blue planet when for some strange reason, the desire to visit this red one first had leapt unbidden into the thoughts of each of them at the exact same moment.
And not just any exact same moment. No, the famous, proverbial almost exact same moment.
Now I am sure that some of you know what I mean when I say that, but I dare say there may be others of you who are not yet sufficiently clued in to catch on. For the sake of those of you who find yourselves in that boat, I will endeavour to elucidate and explicate the conundrum for your benefit.
Here is the thing. Think back to all the times in your life when you have read at the exact same moment or heard someone use that phrase in a story, Or been watching a movie or a play where something / somethings happened at the exact same moment...
Well, here is the secret and it may just be one of the most profound secrets of the universe. Due to an odd configuration of space-time, all of those exact same moments are really... the exact same moment. You heard it here first in Danger, there is one and only one exact same moment. Now I know that is at least a little mind bending if not mind blowing as a concept for those of you running up on it for the first time, but that's the way it shakes out... To tell you the truth, I still cannot really wrap my mind around it properly even after all these years.
(I will leave you to ponder that in the back of your mind while we get on with the story Fearless Reader. Of course, if you are so shocked as to be unable to continue reading at this point, feel free to put this book down and come back to it a bit later. As for me, I need to keep on keeping on due ti that aforementioned deadline and those previously referred to tired eyes.)
(7:19 pm Wednesday Nov 21, 2007)
(7:19 pm Wednesday Nov 21, 2007)
And now that they were here at this Red Planet, they were quite happy that they had had that odd notion at that special moment.
You see, there were interesting goings on down on the surface here. Interesting goings on indeed.
*** Shack Near Beach
Ronnie was at the computer again and into serious brain dump mode...
I aint gonna let you
Touch me any more
I aint gonna let you
Kiss me that's for sure
I aint gonna let you
Close my open door
Uhh huh baby
Caint touch me any more
I aint gonna let you
Ride up in my car
I aint gonna let you
Run my tab at the bar
I aint gonna let you
Shoot down my star
Uhh huh baby
Caint ride up in my car
I aint gonna let you
Cut my heart in two
I aint gonna let you
Sip my mountain dew
I aint gonna let you
Walk a mile in my shoes
Uhh huh baby
Caint sip my mountain dew
I aint gonna let you
Stay right up to the end
I aint gonna let you
Drive me round the bend
I aint gonna let you
Love me every now and then
Uhh huh baby
Can't drive me round the bend
---
He caresses
Her tresses
Expresses
His wishes
His missus
At dishes
Says this is
Too much
---
But I don't wanna!
Dude, you're digging a well!
---
Didn't he Rambo?
---
Authentic Replica
Live Recording
Numb Feeling
Rolling Stop
Work Party
Jumbo Shrimp
Pretty Ugly
Old News
Government Budget
Plastic Glass
Sweet Pepper
Bend Straight
Plastic Wood
Smooth Sandpaper
Smooth Shave
---
Bahamian Dances:
The Duppy Strut
The Segillian Swirl
The Retail Shuffle
The Sidewalk Slide
The Hallway Dodge
---
It's always something
Indiana Bones
Munchie Jumping
Poetic Injustice
Nuthin Butt (A Hound Dog)
Past Experience
Science Friction Stories
It's just a matter of lime
It's just an arrow of time
A manioc depressive
Peabo in the sky
The Youth In Asia Movement
Snake and the Flatman
Poetry in Lotion
Spin Doctors in Tubs
You aint just whistlin, Dixie!
My Eyes Explored You.
Rap City in Blue
The Centerville Festival In A Toga
Living in a one room country
Bach by popular demand.
Rhombi Rhythms
Danger at the Roach Motel
I know dem long time
Stranger then Friction
Yugo Girl!
The wavy Adventures of Particle J. Peet
Someone Else's Honey
Running on Empties
Straighten up your fly right
Strangers to Diction
Scrubs in Rockets
Pardon my lips
efooleh.com
I'm trying to remember to forget
Mervin the Mad Mung Bean
Tragically hick
The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy
ishopushopeshopvshop.com
My inlaws are all outlaws
Midnight in my mind
Your passport picture looks better than you.
Cream puff Casanovas
The colour of nothing
Another shade of boo
An every day lonely knight
Syncing with Sarah
The colour of broke
Deep in the hole of taxes
Fer-de-lance and Isabumma
Down town with Mingo Brown
Aren't I Ronic?
Despite the warning, Rikki lost that number!
d'Wanda Ovit
---
Then he got a bit side tracked and went off surfing the web. He ended up reading some guys National Novel Writing Month novel from a year or two ago and came upon a song that the guy had written for NaNo. He thought he might like to get some guys together to take a shot at recording it some day. It had a license that he could live with.
The NanoWriMo Song
Copyright 2005, Bruno da Beat.
I'm gonna write me a nano song.
Not too short and not too long.
Not too weak and not to strong.
I'm gonna write me a nano song.
I'm gonna play me a nano tune.
Along the lines of the cow and the moon.
Hey mister fiddle what became of the spoon?
I think I need him for my nano tune.
I'm gonna throw me a nano ball.
Wine and women and that's not all.
Lot's of beef and hot salsa for all.
Come and dance at my nano ball.
I'm gonna write me a nano book.
Thirty days to write it won't you take a look.
Like my tune there's gonna be no hook.
You can read it in my nano book.
I'm gonna play me a nano game.
There in the forums where some are lame.
Looking for my quarter hour of fame.
I'm gonna play me a nano game.
Won't you sing me my nano song.
I would do it but it'd turn out wrong.
Record it for me and send it along.
Won't you sing me my nano song?
Please sing me my nano song?
Won't you sing me my nano song?
Well, you only figured out that it was a Creative Commons Attribution Share Alike version 2.5 license if you checked the novel it was a part of. The character in the book that was supposed to have written it did not think to list the license near the song itself in the book.
---
The complete idiots totally moronic guide to ignorance for dummies, a fifty cent illustrated guide.
---
I forget what I wanted to put here...
---
Fee, FIFO, fum
I'm in the QUEUE
With and English MON
Be he a Drive
Or be he a LED
I'll grab his cache
And take his threads
---
I went down to Motown
Kissed me a pretty little girl
I went down to Motown
Kissed me a pretty little girl
She kissed me right back yeah
Put my heart all in a whirl
I went up to Memphis
Saw me the king there on his throne
I went up to Memphis
Saw me the king there on his throne
He looked torn and tattered
Said he just wanted to go home
I went east to LA
Where the stars fall from the sky
I went east to LA
Where the stars fall from the sky
Then three stars stole my lyrics
Now I'm just barely getting by
---
all the colours of your rainbow
were drippin from the sky
when i saw you that bright morning
falling down from a night time high
i don't need no information
cause i am barely getting by
and all the colours of your rainbow
are drippin from the sky
---
(8:58 pm Wednesday Nov 21, 2007)
---
i'm down to nothing baby
that's what i am
i needed something baby
to be your man
but i'm down to nothing baby
even lost my tan
said i'm down to nothing baby
that's what i am
---
if i still loved you
like i loved you
when i loved you
you'd still be mine
you'd still be mine
if i still kissed you
like i kissed you
when i kissed you
that would be fine
so very be fine
but i don't love you
like i loved you
when i loved you
end of the line
end of the line
---
there were five segillian singers
tryin to form a rock and roll band
young white boy blond hair dreamers
singing bout the sun and sand
---
one down two to go
and i
need some
one ta show me just
how love's supposed go
cause it's
one down and two to go
I said...
one down two to go
and i
need some
one ta show me just
how love's supposed go
cause it's
one down and two to go
---
dat gal need ta go
dat gal need ta go
you say you love her so
but dat gal need ta go
she all over town
she flirtin all around
da people stop an stare
dat gal need ta go
dat gal is fa me
dat gal is fa me
oh she love me so
dat gal is fa me
---
give me some time to get you off a my mind
give me some time to move you out of my heart
give me some time to get my act together
give me some time to make a brand new start
cause you were the one to always treat me special
you were the one to always treat me kind
you were the one who up and broke my heart
you were the one to make me lose my mind
---
i live in dreams
and my days end
i don't know why
i try again
when morning comes
and i'm alone
i live in dreams
no telephone
---
i really think it's raining sunshine baby
somewhere deep inside my heart
i really think that i could love you baby
if you would just make the start
i really really think i want you baby
somewhere by the ocean tonight
and you would really really love it baby
and you could be my true delight
i'd take you to see ah places baby
places that we'd never been
and if you'd walk right here beside me baby
i'd show you through a young man's dream
---
(9:11 pm Wednesday Nov 21, 2007)
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